Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
So, where was I? Oh, yes, someone is going to steal my son.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
You know what is great about those particular Aunt suggestions? Thinking about other things that could have been suggested in the same context and seemed as reasonable. Par example:
Aunt: "Oh, Jane, you know what your Mam needs to do?"
Jane: ""What? Donate some of the flowers?"
A: "No, BURN DOWN HER HOUSE FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY. I am going to go and tell her that."
"No, DEDICATE HER LIFE TO GETTING ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT. I am going to go and tell her that."
"No, GET A TATTOO OF JERRY'S FACE ON HER OWN FACE SO SHE SEES HIM EVERY TIME SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR. I am going to go and tell her that."
"No, LEARN TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT. I am going to go and tell her that."
"No, TAKE PITBULLS INTO NURSING HOMES I am going to go and tell her that."
- Dear Sweet Brother
Slow clap, Tam. Slow clap.