Friday, February 26, 2010

And Scene......

And this people......this.....is the essence of how hilarious my family is.

Posted this morning, by Tam:
Anonymous said...

You know what is great about those particular Aunt suggestions? Thinking about other things that could have been suggested in the same context and seemed as reasonable. Par example:
Aunt: "Oh, Jane, you know what your Mam needs to do?"
Jane: ""What? Donate some of the flowers?"
A: "No, BURN DOWN HER HOUSE FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY. I am going to go and tell her that."
Or
"No, DEDICATE HER LIFE TO GETTING ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT. I am going to go and tell her that."
Or
"No, GET A TATTOO OF JERRY'S FACE ON HER OWN FACE SO SHE SEES HIM EVERY TIME SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR. I am going to go and tell her that."
Or
"No, LEARN TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT. I am going to go and tell her that."
Or
"No, TAKE PITBULLS INTO NURSING HOMES I am going to go and tell her that."

- Dear Sweet Brother


Slow clap, Tam. Slow clap.

3 comments:

  1. Tam is so right. These are all very clever suggestions.

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  2. The slow golf clap combined with the finger snaps is a perfect response to Tam. Brilliant!

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