tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2084120506141075110.post8694070983882606355..comments2023-07-14T13:30:47.655-05:00Comments on The Franzia Files: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Funeralhappy_wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03412686003183851171noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2084120506141075110.post-20909314674040972012010-02-26T16:33:19.711-06:002010-02-26T16:33:19.711-06:00I.LOVE.TOM.
Never met him, but seriously - you g...I.LOVE.TOM. <br />Never met him, but seriously - you guys would have been GRRREAT to have around when I walked these same steps. Course, my family wasn't quite as comical either.Kishahttp://kishafontenot.yourpassionconsultant.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2084120506141075110.post-53216573457026652482010-02-26T10:08:40.281-06:002010-02-26T10:08:40.281-06:00You know what is great about those particular Aunt...You know what is great about those particular Aunt suggestions? Thinking about other things that could have been suggested in the same context and seemed as reasonable. Par example: <br />Aunt: "Oh, Jane, you know what your Mam needs to do?"<br />Jane: ""What? Donate some of the flowers?"<br />A: "No, BURN DOWN HER HOUSE FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY. I am going to go and tell her that."<br />Or <br />"No, DEDICATE HER LIFE TO GETTING ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT. I am going to go and tell her that."<br />Or <br />"No, GET A TATTOO OF JERRY'S FACE ON HER OWN FACE SO SHE SEES HIM EVERY TIME SHE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR. I am going to go and tell her that."<br />Or <br />"No, LEARN TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT. I am going to go and tell her that."<br />Or <br />"No, TAKE PITBULLS INTO NURSING HOMES I am going to go and tell her that."<br /><br />- Dear Sweet BrotherAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2084120506141075110.post-6761577634688970642010-02-25T21:31:25.448-06:002010-02-25T21:31:25.448-06:00I think this is a brilliant plan. I need your au...I think this is a brilliant plan. I need your aunt's guidance in my own life.sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05425575820685604604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2084120506141075110.post-18286645849945538062010-02-25T21:03:16.560-06:002010-02-25T21:03:16.560-06:00Jane. Seriously. Crying. Laughing. So. Hard. Haiti...Jane. Seriously. Crying. Laughing. So. Hard. Haitian orphan? Tell me no!!!katie@tulsadetailshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07816292082787421154noreply@blogger.com